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A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along came this woman seeing the 2 cute babies started asking the man, "Aren't they cute, what are their names?"The man giving the lady an angry look replied "I don't know".The lady asked again "Which is a boy and which is a girl?". The man looking angrier than before replied "I don't know".The woman then started to scold the man "What kind of a father are you?".The man replied "I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are 2 complaints that I am taking back to my company."

Q. Why do doctors slap babies butts right after they're born?
A. To knock the penises off the smart ones.

A man was carrying two babies, one in each arm while waiting for a train. Along
came a woman who, seeing the two cute babies, smiled, "Aren't they cute. What
are their names?"
The man, giving the lady an angry look, replied, "I don't know."
The lady asked again, "Well, are they boys or girls?"
The man, now looking angrier than before, replied, "I really don't know."
The woman then started to scold the man, "What kind of a rotten father are you?"
The man sneered, "I am not their father! I am just a condom salesman and these
are two complaints that I am taking back to my company!"

A man was carrying two babies, one in each arm, while waiting for a train.
Along came this woman seeing the two cute babies started asking the man,
"Aren't they cute, what are their names?"
The man gave the lady an angry look and replied, "I don't know."
The lady asked again, "Which is the boy and which is the girl?"
The man looking angrier than before replied, "I don't know."
The woman then started to scold the man, "What kind of a father are you?"
The man replied, "I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are two complaints that I am taking back to my company.

At a big cocktail party, an obstetrician's wife noticed another guest, a big, oversexed blonde, was flirting with her husband. But, since it was a large, informal gathering she tried to laugh it off, until she saw them disappear into a bedroom together.

At that point she rushed into the room, pulled the two apart and screamed, "Look, lady! My husband just delivers babies, he doesn't INSTALL them!"

One day a little girl walked up to her mother and and said "
Mommy do babies come out where guys stick their dicks?"
And the mother replied "
Well, yes honey they do!"
The little girl thought for a moment and asked again "
Well wouldn't that make your teeth fall out?"

There once were two babies both in the same room, with their cribs next to each other. After their mom tucked the babies in for sleep, one baby went to the other baby and said, "I can tell if you are a girl or a boy."
The other baby said, "OK, what am I then?"
The baby went under the other babies blanket and came up a minute later, and said with a grin on his face, "You are a girl and I am a boy."
The second baby asked, "And how do you know that?"
The baby replied, "I know because you have pink slippers and I have blue slippers."