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"Where do babies come from, Mommy?" asked the little girl.
Realizing that, sooner or later, this day was going to come, the mother sat her daughter down for a talk about the birds and the bees. After explaining all about the making of babies to her, the little girl sat quietly for a while.
"Now do you understand?" the mother asked. "Do you have any questions?"
"Yes, what about little puppies, Mommy? How does that work?" inquired the daughter.
"It works in exactly the same way as with babies," the mother explained.
"Wow!" exclaimed the little girl. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"

Mommy has told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while. "You understand it now?" Mommy asks.
"Yes," replies her daughter.
"Do you still have any questions?"
"Yes, how about little kittens? How does that work?"
"In exactly the same way as with babies."
"Wow!" the girl exclaims. "My daddy can do ANYTHING!"

Teacher: Ravi, Name Any Great Man Born In Your Villge.
Ravi: Ma'am In Our Village Only Babies Are Born

The seven stages of Usenet posting:
1. Innocence
HI. I AM NEW HERE. WHY DO THEY CALL THIS TALK.BIZARRE? I THINK THAT
THIS NEWSGROUP (OOPS, NEWSFROUP - HEE, HEE) STUFF IS REAL NEAT. :-)
[dead chicken joke deleted]
This sort of joke DOES NOT BELONG HERE! Can't you read the rules? Gene
Spafford _clearly_ states in the List of Newsgroups:
rec.humor.dead.babes Dead Baby joke swapping
Simple enough for you? It's not enough that the creature be dead, it
*must* be a baby - capeesh?
This person is clearly scum - they're even hiding behind a pseudonym.
I mean, what kind of a name is FOO, anyway? I am writing to the
sysadmin at BAR.BITNET requesting that this person's net access be
revoked immediately. If said sysadmin does not comply, they are
obviously in on it - I will urge that their feeds cut them off
post-haste, so that they cannot spread this kind of $#! T over the net.
4. Disgust
In message (102938363617@Wumpus), more...

So I just got back from China Town, or Asia Town, not really sure, all I know is there were many pointy eyes, anyway I learned something there, and thought I would share it with you all, so I was on the train and a little Chinese girl started crying, it was so weird, Chinese babies cry just like our American babies, I don’t know I always thought, that we were the only ones who cried, it was just a weird thing to hear. So I didn’t know what to do, finally I just got up, and I said “Stop crying ching chong I’m trying to read", because here in America we know how to read. For some reason I got all these disturbing looks from all the pandas in the train, pshh like they could understand what I was saying, I was talking in English. Then some ching chong panda on the train, stands up and says "We're not Chinese were Korean." Um hello there ping-pong its the same thing.

A blonde and her mother were talking, when the blonde asked, "Mom, is it true that babies comes from the same place where boys stick their thingies?"
"Yes, dear, it's true," her mother replied.
"But then, when I have a baby, won't my teeth get knocked out?" asked the blonde.

Teacher: Where do white babies go when they die?
Student: Heaven.
Teacher: What do they get?
Studetn: Wings.
Teacher: What do they call them?
Student: Angels.
Teacher: Where do black babies go when they die?
Student: Heaven.
Teacher: What do they get?
Student: Wings.
Teacher: What do they call them?
Student: Bats.