Babysitter Jokes

One day, a girl was babysitting a little boy and a little girl. The girl was asleep and the boy was still up.The babysitter asked the boy,''What could I do to get you to go to sleep.'' He said you could read me a bedtime story so she started to read.The boy stopped her and said my mom usually lays down by me when she reads me a story. So she did.Then the little boy said my mom is usually naked when she reads me a story, so the babysitter got naked.then the boy said,''My mom lets me stick my finger in her belly button.'' The babysitter says''that is not my belly button.'' The boy said that is not my finger.

A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string. He enters a whorehouse and approaches the madam." Madam, I would like to have a girl for the afternoon." says the little boy." Sonny, I think you're a little young for that." replies the madam. The little boy places a $100 bill in the madam's hand." One lady coming up." says the madam." And I want her to have herpes," says the little boy." Why on earth would you want that?" asked the madam, "and anyway, I don't have any women like that. All my girls are clean." The little boy pulls out another $100 bill and gives it to the madam." One dirty girl, coming up," she says. The madam takes the little boy upstairs and leaves him in a room with a well endowed blonde. When he comes down a little bit later, she says, "Son, I can understand you wanting to get laid, but why on earth would you want to catch something like herpes?" The little boy looks the more...

Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.

A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.
He enters a whorehouse and approaches the madam.
"Madam, I would like to have a girl for the afternoon." says the little boy.
"Sonny, I think you're a little young for that." replies the madam.
The little boy places a $100 bill in the madam's hand.
"One lady coming up." says the madam.
"And I want her to have herpes," says the little boy.
"Why on earth would you want that?" asked the madam, "and anyway, I don't have any women like that. All my girls are clean."
The little boy pulls out another $100 bill and gives it to the madam.
"One dirty girl, coming up," she says.
The madam takes the little boy upstairs and leaves him in a room with a well endowed blonde. When he comes down a little bit later, she says, "Son, I can understand you wanting to get laid, but why on earth would you want to catch something more...

A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He enters a whorehouse and approaches the madam."Madam, I would like to have a girl for the afternoon." says the little boy."Sonny, I think you're a little young for that." replies the madam.The little boy places a $100 bill in the madam's hand."One lady coming up." says the madam."And I want her to have herpes," says the little boy."Why on earth would you want that?" asked the madam, "and anyway, I don't have any women like that. All my girls are clean."The little boy pulls out another $100 bill and gives it to the madam."One dirty girl, coming up," she says.The madam takes the little boy upstairs and leaves him in a room with a well endowed blonde. When he comes down a little bit later, she says, "Son, I can understand you wanting to get laid, but why on earth would you want to catch something like herpes?"The little boy looks the madam more...