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More examples of creativity provided by a 6th grade class during history tests:
1. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic
pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couple. 2. Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained. 3. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a virgin, and Benjamin Franklin
were to 2 singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backward and
declared, "a horse divided against itself can not stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead. 4. Abraham Lincoln was more...
* English Sign in German Cafe: Mothers, Please Wash Your Hands Before Eating. * On a Scientist’s door: Gone Fission * Outside a Hotel: Help! We need inn-experienced people. * At an Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents? * At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12: 30. Offenbach sooner. * On a Music Teacher’s door: Out Chopin. * On the door of a Music Library: Bach in a min-u-et. * In a Podiatrist’s window: Time wounds all heels. * On another Butcher’s window: Pleased to meat you.
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken "who is your favorite music composer?"
The second chicken responds "bach, bach, bach!"
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Bach.
Bach who?
Bach to work, you slackers! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Bach!
Bach who?
Bach of sweets!
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken "who is your favorite music composer?" The second chicken responds "bach, bach, bach!"
Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. 1 to do it and the other 19 to stand around and say, "I can do that!"Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again. Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that it's electrified. Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list. Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was. Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried? A: Because he's Haydn! Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A: A Chopin Liszt. Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A: A pair of Re-bachs. Q: What do you call a male quartet? A: Three men and a tenor.