Bachelor Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad?
A. All the house plants are dead, but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
A bachelor friend tells us the only thing better than the sleep of the just is the sleep of the just-after.
As the young Hollywood bachelor sat having coffee with a friend's stunning wife, she announced: "I think I'd better warn you- my husband will be home in an hour."
"But I haven't done anything wrong," responded the bachelor, somewhat surprised.
"I know that," she replied. "But I thought you'd want to know how much time you have-in case you decide to."
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 2) A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free. 3) A man who every morning comes to work from a different direction. 4) A man who never makes the same mistake once. 5) A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of her alimony. 6) A person who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit. 7) A selfish guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.. 8) The only man who has never told his wife a lie.
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Cad: A man who doesn't tell his wife that he's sterile until she's pregnant.
Childish game: One at which your spouse beats you.
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat.
Engagement: A call to arms; hence as day follows night, divorce is disarmament.
Gentleman: 1) A more...
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Are you a "Bachelor"?
Old days when someone refused to fight they called him a coward, now they call him a "Bachelor".
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McDonalds
Do you know what you get with a hamburger at McDonalds?... Extra "Flies"
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Orange! !!!
Do you know why an Orange left in the middle of the traffic?
Because it ran out of " JUICE"
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udurawana joke
When Polgolla dam was building Udurawana went to inspect the progress. There he met the chief engineer, an American, and went around the site. After several hours they both were very thirsty and decided to have something drink. Then the American took a Fanta from the refrigerator and Udurawana took a Coke. After a zip, the American more...
Bachelors know more about women than married men...
That's why, they're not married.