Back-end Jokes

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    VERBS:
    to schmooze = befriend scum
    to pitch = grovel shamelessly
    to brainstorm = feign preparedness
    to research = procrastinate indefinitely
    to network = spread disinformation
    to collaborate = argue incessantly
    to freelance = collect unemployment
    NOUNS:
    agent = frustrated lawyer
    lawyer = frustrated producer
    producer = frustrated writer
    writer = frustrated director
    director = frustrated actor
    actor = frustrated human
    COMPOUND WORDS:
    high-concept = low brow
    production value = gore
    entry-level = pays nothing
    highly qualified = knows the producer
    network approved = had made them money
    FINANCIAL TERMS:
    net = something that apparently doesn't exist
    gross = Michael Eisner's salary
    back-end = you, if you think you'll ever see it
    residuals = braces for the kids
    deferral = don't hold your breath
    points = see "net" or "back-end"
    COMMON PHRASES:
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