Bagged Jokes

once i went to my girlfriends house and she caught me in the bed with her wife... opps de do... i told her she could join but she told me i was to bagged up....so she put me out of her house and i never came back

Health officials have discovered the source of a multi-state E. coli outbreak to be bagged spinach.

In other news, Popeye was found dead at his house boat in San Francisco this morning. His wife, Olive Oyl, said he switched to bagged spinach later in life, claiming he hadn't got the, "Muskles t'open da cans n'more!! Ak! Ak! Ak! Ak! Ak! Ak!"