Ballroom Jokes

A man buys some new underwear from a department store. He takes them home and tries them on, but to his dismay they don't fit properly, so off he goes back to the store. When it's his turn at the customer service window, the lady asks him why he's returning the underwear. The man replies by asking the saleslady, "Have you ever heard of the ballroom in the Washington Monument?" The puzzled saleslady scratches her head and says, "What ballroom?" The man snaps, "Exactly!"

Floors, please," said the hotel elevator operator, and a young man at the back of the car called out, "Ballroom, please."
At which the pretty young thing in front of him turned and said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you."

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.