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A young man, who worked at a driving range, picked up a couple of dozen
old balls one day and took them home with him, stuffing them into his
pants pockets.
On the bus on his way home, an elderly old lady sat down next to him,
so he had to scrunch them up to make room for her. He noticed after a
while the lady was glancing sideways toward his pockets. A bit
embarrassed, he said to the lady, "It's all right ma'am, they're just
golf balls."
She nodded and smiled sympathetically and a few moments later said,
"Tell me - is that something like tennis elbow?"

Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, YOU!!!" continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out. When ever a strike "X" appears on the screen, start yelling about how this is a Black Panther conspiracy. Explain to the Owner how your game has been ruined due to Platetechtonics then loose him in lingo. Demand Compensation. Bring Zippo fluid, light the pins on fire. Wear Golf Shoes. Pray to the pins, leave sacrifices. Dress up like an amish man. Give speaches to others against the high technology used in bowling. Play bocci with extra lane balls Try to juggle the balls, when you drop them, start screaming about Platetechtonics again Every ten minutes run the entire length of the building beating your own head and speaking in tounges, then sit down as if nothing happened. Bring full angling gear, ask how they're biting..... fish. Completely cover your ball in duct tape (sticky side out) then loudly complain about how your hook is off. more...

A young man, who worked at a driving range, picked up a couple of dozen old balls one day and took them home with him, stuffing them into his pants pockets. On the bus on his way home, an elderly old lady sat down next to him, so he had to scrunch them up to make room for her.

He noticed after a while the lady was glancing sideways toward his pockets. A bit embarrassed, he said to the lady, "It's all right ma'am, they're just golf balls." She nodded and smiled sympathetically and a few moments later said, "Tell me - is that something like tennis elbow?"

One day a young man who was employed at a driving range picked up a few old golf balls and stuffed them into the pockets of his pants. Taking the bus on his way home, an elderly lady sat down beside him, so he scrunched them up to make room for her.
After a few moments, he noticed that she was looking at his pockets with a strange expression. Embarrassed, he said to her, "It's ok ma'am, they're just golf balls."
Smiling sympathetically at him, she asked, "Oh dear, is that similar to tennis-elbow?"

There were three guys and there was anoyher guy the guy
said I want you to find the biggest ping pong balls, the first
guy came back with a ball no bigger than a tennis ball.
The second guy comes back with a ball no bigger than a
football. The third guy comes back with a ball bigger
than a boulder The guy said were did you get that Oh I got it
from king kong The guy said I said ping pong balls not king
kongs balls

My penis is so big, my balls have only seen the head in pictures.

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