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What did the banana say to the vibrator? "I don't know why you're shaking...she's gonna EAT me!"

This is Army policy all begins...

Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the Banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the apes with cold water. After a while, another ape makes an attempt with the same result - all the apes are sprayed with cold water.

Continue until, when another ape tries to climb the stairs, the other apes try to prevent it.

Now, turn off the cold water.

Now, remove one ape from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new ape sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his horror, all of the other apes attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five apes and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous more...

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

One day santa was going along a road, and suddenly he slipped. He saw that there was a banana peel. Again he started walking, he saw another bana peel on the road... And do u know, what he started thinking? He thought that. ... Now i will have to slip once again.

What would you call two banana skins? A pair of slippers.

One Man Went To Consult As He Is Very Thin And Doesn't Grow Well After Having Enough Food, After Diagnosis Doctor Said There Is A Worm Inside His Stomach It Eats Everything You Eat And The Man Asked For The Treatment. Doctor Prescribed The Treatment "From Tomorrow Onwards When You Come To See Myself Come With A Banana And An Apple". The Net Day He Came With A Banana And An Apple. Doctor Told Him To Eat The Banana And Insert The Apple Through His Back Hole. After One Month Treatment There Is No Change Except Size Of The Back Hole Increased So That The Apple Can Be Thrown Through The Hole Freely. He Told The Doctor " Doctor There Is No Change In My Physical Condition After One Month Of Treatment " Doctor Told Him "When You Come Tomorrow Come With A Banana And A Hammer Instead Of Apple". The Next Day He Came With Banana And The Hammer. Doctor Let The Man To Eat The Banana First And Wait For A Five Minutes While The Worm Come Out From His Stomach And Told The more...

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say Banana!