Banana Jokes / Recent Jokes
There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman and they were flying in a plane. The Englishman dropped an apple, the Irishman dropped a banana peel, and the Scotsman dropped a grenade. Later, when they got off the plane, they saw a man crying so they went up to him and asked what was wrong and he said that while he was walking an apple landed on his head, so they walked on. Then they saw a man rubbing his butt, and they asked what was wrong and the man said that while he was walking he slipped on a banana peel so they walked on. Again they came up to a man but he was laughing so they asked what is so funny and he said I farted and my house blew up.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock Knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say Banana!
Customer: How much is that banana for?
Salesperson: Rs. 10
Customer: Can you sell it to me for Rs. 6?
Salesperson: At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!
Customer: Okay I will buy the banana for Rs. 4, but you can keep the peel!
Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you dont C sharp youll B flat.
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: Why the hell are you shaking? Shes gonna eat me!
Two blondes were riding a train for the first time. They had brought along a bag of bananas for lunch. Just as one bit into her banana, the train entered a tunnel under a mountain.
In the darkness was overheard, "Did you take a bite of your banana?"
"No."
"Well, don't. I did and I just went blind."