Banana Jokes / Recent Jokes
Ingredients:
2 Loving Eyes
2 Loving Arms
2 Well Shaped Legs
2 Firm Milk Containers
1 Fur Lined mixing Bowl
2 Large Nuts
1 Large Banana (small will do)
Method:
1. Look into Loving Eyes.
2. Fold in Loving Arms.
3. Spread Well Shaped Legs.
4. Squeeze and massage milk Containers gently until Fur Lined Mixing Bowl is well greased. Check frequently with middle finger.
5. Add Banana - work in and out until well creamed.
6. Cover with Nuts and sigh with relief.
**Cake done when Banana becomes soft. Be sure to wash mixing utensils and don't lick the bowl.
Warning: If cake begins to rise leave town immediately.!!!!
What did the banana say to the vibrater?
What are you shaking for? She's gonna eat me!
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped Legs 2 Firm Milk Containers 1 Fur Lined Mixing Bowl 2 Large Nuts 1 Large Banana Method: 1. Look into Loving Eyes. 2. Fold in Loving Arms. 3. Spread Well Shaped Legs. 4. Squeeze and massage Milk Containers gently until Fur Lined Mixing Bowl is well greased. Check frequently with middle finger. 5. Add Banana - work in and out until well creamed. 6. Cover with Nuts and sigh with relief. Cake done when Banana becomes soft. Be sure to wash mixing utensils and don't lick the bowl. N. B. If cake begins to rise leave town immediately.
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.
Knock knock:who's there
banana:banana who
knock knock:who's there
banana:banana who
knock knock:who's there
orange:orange who
orange you glad i didn't say banana