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Bandara, a very hard working man, came home early one day - to find his wife Brenda was attending to the garden.
Thought he should surprise her, came up very quitely pinched her bottom, and proceeded to the house, saying "Well give me 10 minutes to have a shower". and did not bother even to look back.
Brenda greeted the husband at the door???
"Oh my god, if you are here, who is that in the garden?"
"Did you not recognise, it's my mother, she is wearing one of my lungi's"
10 minutes later the mother in law comes into the house and announces - "TIME IS UP Bandara"

"Hello may I speak with Mr Bandara, please "
"Yes speaking "
"This is Karthelis, its regarding the proposal"
"Mr. Bandara, don't leave it too late. I have exactly the girl you need. Say the word and you'll meet and be married in no time!" says the Matchmaker.
"Don't bother," replies Mr. Bandara, "I've two sisters at home who look after all my needs."
"That's all well and good, but all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife."
"I said' two sisters'. I didn't say they were mine."