Banff Jokes / Recent Jokes

Yes, they're ALL TRUE as heard at the information kiosks manned by Parks Canada staff!

1. How do the elk know they're supposed to cross at the "Elk Crossing" signs?

2. At what elevation does an elk become a moose?

3. Are the bears with collars tame?

4. Is there anywhere I can see the bears pose?

5. Is it okay to keep an open bag of bacon on the picnic table, or should I store it in my tent?

6. I saw an animal on the way to Banff today - could you tell me what it was?

7. Are there birds in Canada?

8. Did I miss the turnoff for Canada?

9. Where does Alberta end and Canada begin?

10. Do you have a map of the State of Jasper?

11. Is this the part of Canada that speaks French, or is that Saskatchewan?

12. If I go to B.C., do I have to go through Ontario?

13. Which is the way to the Columbia Rice fields?

14. How far is Banff from more...