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Baniya on his death time.
My wife, where r u?
Wife: Yes, I’m here
My sons daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Baniya: To phir brabar wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hay? ??
Baniya ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Baniya ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha: Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.
Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.
Baniya: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?
Shopkeeper: 1Rs.
Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S. K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Baniya: Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de
Baniya ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari, Baniya ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye.
Baniya: Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Sheikh: Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay.