Banjo Jokes / Recent Jokes
What do you say to a banjo player in a three-piece suit? "Will the defendant please rise?"
There's nothing I like better than the sound of a banjo, unless of course it's the sound of a chicken caught in a vacuum cleaner.
Female five string banjoist shouting at her boyfriend in a crowded shopping mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart, I need a new G string."
Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle players best friend? A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.
A salesman asked Bubba where his friend Junior lived. Bubba gave him directions but cautioned him not to honk his horn.
"Why not? asked the salesman curiously.
"Well, you see, Junior's wife ran off with a banjo player about three months ago and every time Junior hears somebody honk, he's afraid the banjo player is bringing her back."
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?
A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.