Banta Jokes / Recent Jokes

Santa and Banta went into a diner that looked as though it had seen better days. As they slid in to a booth, Banta wiped some crumbs from the seat. Then he took a napkin and wiped some moisture from the table. The waitress came over and asked if they wanted some menus.
"No thanks," said Santa. "I`ll just have a cup of black coffee."
"I`ll have black coffee too," Banta said. "And please make sure the cup is clean."
The waitress shot him a nasty look. She turned and marched off in to the kitchen. Two minutes later, she was back.
"Two cups of black coffee," she announced. "Which one of you wanted the clean cup?"

Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview.
The boss asks Banta if he had worked underground mines before? Banta says that he had.
The boss asks him how deep under ground he worked?
Banta says, "Oh, about 8 to 10 feet."
The boss says, "Mines are a lot deeper than that, get out of here - you`re no miner!"
On his way out, Banta tells Santa to tell the boss that he worked real deep underground so he could get the job. Santa gets called in.
The boss asks Santa if he had worked underground mines before?
Santa says, "Oh sure."
The boss asks how deep underground he worked.
Santa says, "I used to work in a mine 20, 000 feet underground."
The boss says, "20, 000 feet, Wow! That is incredible!, "What kind of lights did you use in a mine so deep underground?"
Santa says, more...

B, NTA Singh settled in England made friends with

An Englishman named Lister, who became even more friendly with Banta's sister. One day Banta patted his friend and recited a couplet in English:
Lister, Lister,
I love your sister.
Lister was a little put out. Two days later, Lister retaliated by saying:
"Banta, Banta,
I love your sister."
"But that does not rhyme," protested Banta.
"No, it has no rhyme, but it has lots of reason," replied the Englishman.

Banta: U Cheated Me.
Shopkeeper: No, I Sold A Good Radio To U.
Banta: Radio Label Shows Made In Japan But Radio Says This Is All India Radio!

Banta was carrying a large fish in a bucket of water away from a lake, which was well known for its excellent fishing when a Fishery officer stopped him.

The officer says, "Do you have a fishing license?"

Banta replies, "Don`t need a license, this is my pet fish."

"Pet fish?" the officer asked.

Banta answers, "Yes, every night I take my fish down to the lake and let him swim around for a while, then I whistle and he jumps up on shore and I put him in his bucket and we go back home."

"That`s a bunch of baloney, fish can`t do that."

Banta looks at the officer and says, "You want me to show you?"

Very curious now, the officer says, "O. K. I`ve got to see this"

Banta pours the fish into the lake then stands there waiting.

After a few minutes, the officer turns to Banta and says, "Well?"

"Well, more...

santa:-mere papa baht jaldi chai bana lete hai. banta:-mere papa to muh main chai, cheeni, dud dalkar gas par bath jate hai.

THE collector asked Banta for his rail ticket. Banta searched his pockets but could not find it.' Never mind/ reassured the collector,' I will take your word that you bought your ticket.'
'That is very kind of you,' replied Banta,' but if I don't find it, I want to know where to get off.'