Banta Jokes / Recent Jokes

Once Santa Singh and Banta Singh were going in a jungle, Suddenly they saw one tiger comming towards them. To save themselves they climbed a tree and both sat on one branch. The tiger came under the tree and sat down. Santa told Banta " Yaar just to pass Time Why don`t you sing some song" Banta Singh started to sing. After singing four songs Banta hanged upside down on the branch and then again sung four songs. After singing all the songs he Banta came back to his original position. Santa asked curiosly "Yaar Bantya, You sung four songs sitting in upright position and next four songs you sat upside down, Why did you do that?" Banta told " Yaar First four songs were from side A and the other four were from Side B".

A gangster held a pistol to Banta's forehead and asked,' Will you give me Rs one lakh or would you prefer to die?'

Banta answered calmly,' I'd prefer to die as I want to keep one lakh rupees for my old age.'

Banta called his friend, Santa, and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?
Santa said, "Send her some flowers, and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal."
Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.
The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.
Banta, "It was a flop idea."
Santa, "Didn`t the girl come to your house?"
Banta, "She did, but she refused to cook!"

One Day Santa & Banta Go To A National Park In Kashmir. So Banta Suggests That They Should Go For A Walk But Santa Disagrees That Terrorists Might Kill Them. Banta Convinces Him To Go Anyhow. So They Go And The Terrrorists Come. Banta Climbs A Tree & Santa Is Left Behind. So The Terrorists Beat Santa. This Goes On For A Week. But The Next Time Santa Climbs Up First. So The Terrorists Say That They Have Beaten The Guy At The Bottom Enough And Lets Beat The One On The Tree.

There was an english man, who was singing "There was a cold day", whilst having a shit in cinema toilets.
Our Banta walks by and hears him singing "There was a cold day, There was a cold day" he slam's the door wide open.
The englishman in a shock say's, "What the bloody hell are u doin ?"
Banta replied, "Oh, sorry! I thought you ar saying, darwaza khol deyh (open the door)."

Mr. and Mrs. Banta Singh went to the Election Commissioner's office. Banta asked the Election Commissioner, "Sir, I want to know whether our name is in the voter's list." The officer checked the list and said, "Sardarji, the list shows you as dead." Banta Singh said, "Sir, I'm standing before you, how can I be dead?" At this Mrs. Banta Singh shouted at her husband, "Shut up. He is an Election Officer, he can't tell a lie."

Once Santa Singh And Banta Singh Went To The 25th Floor Of A Building. Santa Singh Came Down. On Reaching The Ground Floor He Realised That He Forgot His Handkerchif And Glasses At The Top. So He Shouted Out To Banta Singh" Arre Bhai Banta, Zara Mere Glasses To Phek Dena!" Banta Singh Did So. The Glasses Fell And Broke. Santa Singh Shouted Again " Nahin! Nahin! Dont Throw My Handkerchief, I'm Comming Up....!"