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Santa and Banta are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along, Banta smells something horrible. He stops his horse and turns around.
He says, "Hey, you shit your pants?"
Santa says, "No."
He believes him and they keep riding. As they go on, the smell gets worse. The smell is so bad, flys begin to swarm. Banta stops his horse and turns around.
He then says, "Are you sure you did not shit your pants?"
Santa, "Yes, I am sure."
They keep going and now the smell is getting to be unbearable. Santa is swatting the flys away. Banta stops his horse and gets off his horse. He then says, "Get of your horse. Pull down your pants. I thought you said you did not shit your pants?"
Santa replies, "I thought you meant today!"

There Were 2 Friends Santa And Banta They Lived In Same Building. . Santa Stayed On 10th Floor And Banta Stayed On Groundfloor. ....... After Some Days Santa And Banta Quareled With Each Other And They Were Angry With Each Other. ........... Santa Thaught I Shall Call Banta At Dinner And Be His Friend Again So He Called Banta On Dinner. .... The Day On Which The Santa Called Banta At Dinner That Day Lift Was Out Of Order So Banta Climbed The Ladder And Went Up When He Reached Santas House At His Door There Was Written Oye Banta I Fooled U. ..... Now The Banta Sing Was Angry And He Wrote There Oye I Not Came Up

Banta had a toothache; so he went to a dentist. After examining Banta's teeth, the dentist stated that one tooth had to be extracted. Banta got very worried about the pain he might have to suffer.
The dentist told him,' Don't worry, I will use a local anaesthetic and you will not feel any pain when the tooth is extracted.'
Banta consoled the dentist,' Doctor, I am glad that these days when people are crazy about foreign things, you prefer local products.'

One day our Santa decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He found a nice, used chicken farm, which he bought. Turns out that his next door neighbour, Banta, was also a chicken farmer.
Banta came for a visit one day and said, "Chicken farming isn't easy. Tell you what. To help you get started, I'll give you 100 chickens."
Santa was thrilled. Two weeks later Banta stopped by to see how things were going.
Santa said, "Not too good. All 100 chickens died."
Banta said, "Oh, I can't believe that. I've never had any trouble with my chickens. I'll give you 100 more."
Another two weeks went by, and Banta stops in again. Santa says, "You're not going to believe this, but the second 100 chickens died too."
Astounded, Banta asked, "What did you do to them? What went wrong?"
"Well," says Santa, "I'm not sure. But I think I'm not planting them far more...

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!


Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.


How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.


Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.


Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.


Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv more...

Once Santa And Banta Were Boasting About Their Grand Fathers- Santa: Do You Know The Suez Canal? Banta: Yes. Santa: Well.... My Grand Father Dug It. Banta: That Is Nothing. Do You Know The Dead Sea. Santa: Yes. Banta: Well... My Grand Father Killed It!

The doctor told Banta that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kgs. At the end of 300 days, Banta called the doctor to report that he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
'What's the problem?' asked the doctor.
'I am 2, 400 kms from home,' replied Banta.