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Banta is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey.
Santa happens to come into the bar and sees him.
"Banta," says the shocked Santa, "what are you doing? I`ve known you for over fifteen years, and I`ve never seen you take a drink before. What`s going on?"
Without even taking his eyes off his newly filled shot glass, Banta replies, "My wife just ran off with my best friend."
He then throws back another shot of whisky in one gulp.
"But," says Santa man, "I`m your best friend!"
Banta turns to Santa, looks at him through bloodshot eyes, smiles, and then slurs, "Not anymore! He is!"

Santa in Circle
Santa Singh was driving his Mercedes at a furious pace and suddenly hits the car ahead, a Maruti, and both come to a complete halt.
The Maruti's driver, Banta Singh is furious. He steps out of his car and moves towards Santa. He makes a circle on the road and asks Santa to stand inside it and dares him to step out of it. He pulls out a rod and breaks the bonnet of the Mercedes.
He looks back at Santa and finds him laughing cunningly. This makes him even more furious and goes about breaking all the windows of the expensive car. Again looking back he finds Santa laughing! His anger peaking, Banta smashes whatever part of the Mercedes he can lay hands on. Yet again Santa is found smiling.
Frustated and tired, Banta finally asks Santa Singh, "What's the matter with you? I have completely torn apart your car and you continue to smile, what's wrong with you?"
Santa replies, "Well, you didn't know... you see, everytime you turned to more...

Santa and Banta were hiking in the woods when Santa is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I`ll go into town for a doctor," Banta says. He runs 10 miles to a small town and finds the town`s only doctor, who is busy delivering a baby. "I can`t leave," the doctor says. "But here`s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little `x` where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground." Banta runs back to his friend, who is in agony. "What did the doctor say?" Santa asks. "He says you`re gonna die."

Santa used to work in a saw-mill. He was in hospital after he lost his arm in an accident. Banta was visiting him in the hospital. Banta: "It was really bad that you lost your hand. However thank Wahe Guru that it was your left hand, since you are right handed." Santa: "It is also because of my quick thinking. Actually it was the right hand which was going to be caught in the machine. Then I realised that I am right handed and so switched hands just in time!

One Day Santa And Banta Went For A Walk. Santa Asked Banta Why Couldn't We See The Sun At Night. Banta Replied Because Of The Darkness.

Santa and banta jungle mein, saamne aayaa sher…
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.
Santa: Main kyun bhaagu, matthi to tune phenki hai.

Banta Singh Appeared At The Box Office Of A Cinema And Bought Two Tickets. A Few Minutes Later He Returned And Bought Two More. When, After A Short Interval, He Appeared A Third Time And Offered To Pay For Two More, The Ticket-Seller Opened The Little Door In The Glass And Spoke Up.'Aren't You The Same Gentleman Who Just Bought Two Tickets And Two Others Just A While Ago?' She Asked, Puzzled.' Yes,'Replied Banta Singh Plaintively,'But There's Some Fool At The Gate Who Keeps Tearing Them Up!'