Barker Jokes / Recent Jokes

Drew Carey still needs more practice as the new host of The Price Is Right. Did you hear about Bob Barker's replacement?? He was hurt on the set of the game show Friday when his arm was caught in a revolving turntable during a rehearsal for the Grocery Game......the good news is he wasn't seriously injured......the bad news is that in honor of Bob Barker, hospital officials spayed and neutured him....

Bob Barker recently hosted WWE's Monday Night Raw. Where he reminded America to get our wrestlers spayed and neutered.

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