Baseball Jokes / Recent Jokes

Roger Clemens will finally play for the Yankees this week, as they need a DH.

In fact, statistics show that Blacks and Hispanics make up 80 percent of all hot dog vendors.

Buying Your Son His First Glove-$6.50
Going To a Baseball Game With Your Son-$45.00
Finding Out Your Son Shoves A Baseball Bat up His Ass For Gay Homosexual Pleasure-Priceless

Q. Why are pancakes like a baseball game?
A. Because they depend on the batter.

...just got back from a week at baseball fantasy camp, where you play and live like a major league ballplayer...i arrived in florida and then refused to take part in anything, while whining about my locker location and demanding to renegotiate.

Where did the Gorilla play baseball? In the bush leagues,of course!

Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90's, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they're reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man's friend asks, "Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there's baseball in heaven." The dying man said, "We've been friends for years, this I'll do for you." And then he dies. A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend's voice. The voice says, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there's baseball in heaven." "What's the bad news?" "The bad news is that you're pitching on Wednesday."