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    Teacher: "What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?" Student: "Baseballs." Teacher: "Baseballs?" Student: "Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!"

    THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM MY CHILDREN
    By a Weary Father

    - There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.

    - If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

    - A 4 year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

    - If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape.

    - It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.

    - Baseballs make marks on ceilings.

    - You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.

    - When using the ceiling fan as a bat you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.

    - A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

    - The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit
    by a ceiling fan.

    - When more...

    There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. A 4 years-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4 If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape. It is strong enough however to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room. Baseballs make marks on ceilings. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using the ceiling fan as a bat you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh" it's already too late. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 more...

    There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.
    If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
    A 4 years-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
    If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan the motor is not strong
    enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing a superman cape.
    It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.
    Baseballs make marks on ceilings.
    You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
    When using the ceiling fan as a bat you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.
    The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
    When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh" it's already too late.
    Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
    A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they more...

    From a San Diego Father who has identified 35 truths he learned from his children:
    There is no such thing as childproofing your house.
    If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
    A 4-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
    If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a Superman cape.
    It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20' room.
    Baseballs make marks on ceilings.
    When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up several times before you get a hit.
    You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
    A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long ways.
    The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
    When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh-oh", it is already too more...

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