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A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
Women are, for the most part, not well suited to accept reality or to think logically.
they will approach a situation with their mind already made up, then they will twist and
manipulate the information to validate what they're already thinking.
So their views on reality are usually messed up. and their process for
arguing/interacting is not based on reality, instead it's based on whatever irrational tools will help them
prove their point (screaming, personal attacks, red herrings, etc).
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Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U. S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many “Big Mac” hamburger sandwiches the two currencies can purchase, said one of Germany’s leading institutes.
The Institute of the German Economy (IW) in Cologne noted that the popular sandwich by the McDonald’s restaurant chain is increasingly being used by economists around the world as a measure of currencies’ relative purchasing power.
The institute said that currency exchange rates are often unreliable as an instrument to measure purchasing power. At the same time, “baskets” of products used to arrive at comparative purchasing power are complicated to compile.
A simple alternative, now that McDonald’s has spread to virtually every country on earth, has become to look at what a Big Mac costs, the IW said.
“A particularly hungry American can buy five Big Macs for 11 dollars. If he exchanged the money into Deutsch-marks, his 18 marks in Germany can just more...