Bashing Jokes / Recent Jokes

Here's a few wife jokes I heard over the weekend...
They are real wife bashing ones. WIfe, if you have some hubby bashing
ones, please send then in! Im an equal opportunity when it comes to these
jokes..: )
Q. What does the acronym W. I. F. E stand for?
A. Washing, Ironing, Food, Entertainment.
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Q. Why shouldn't a wife wear white?
A. You have a white fridge, a white freezer, and a
white microwave.
Why
the hell would you want a white dishwasher too?
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Q. Why did the wife cross the road?
A. Who cares? Why was she out of the kitchen?

One day, Little Rabbit FooFoo was hopping through the forest, snatching all the mice, and bashing in their heads.A good fairy appeared. "Little Rabbit FooFoo, what you're doing is evil! Stop it, or Mother Nature will turn you into something gooney!" she said.Little Rabbit FooFoo just laughed and laughed.The next day, Little Rabbit FooFoo was again hopping through the forest, snatching all the mice, and bashing in their heads.Again, the good fairy appeared. "Little Rabbit FooFoo, I told you that's evil! Stop it, or Mother Nature will turn you into something gooney!" she said.Again, Little Rabbit FooFoo just laughed and laughed.The next day, Little Rabbit FooFoo was still hopping through the forest, snatching all the mice, and bashing in their heads.Mother Nature appeared, and, shazam! Little Rabbit FooFoo was turned into an ugly goon, never to terrorize mice again.The moral?Hare today, goon tomorrow...