Hopping Jokes

A male pastor entered a neighborhood pub to use the restroom. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people noticed him.
As the room quieted down he approached the bartender and asked, "May I use the restroom, please?"
"I really don't think that's a good idea," the bartender replied.
"Why not?" the pastor asked. "I really need to use a restroom!"
"Well, I really don't think you should," insisted the bartender. "There's a statue of a naked woman in there and she's only covered by a fig leaf."
"Nonsense," said the pastor, "I'll look the other way!"
So, the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the top of the stairs and he proceeded to the restroom.
After a few minutes he came back out and the place was hopping with music and dancing again. He went to the bartender and said, "Excuse me, sir, but I don't understand. When I first came in here the place was more...

A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a
neighborhood pub. The place was hopping with music and
dancing but every once in a while the lights would turn
off. Each time after the lights would go out the place
would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the
nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please
use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should. "
"Why not? " the nun asked.
"Well, there is a statue of a naked man in there, and his
most private part is covered only by a fig leaf. "
"Nonsense, " said the nun, "I'll just look the other way. "
So the bartender showed the nun the door at the top of the
stairs, and she proceeded to the restroom. After a few
minutes, she came back out, and the whole place was hopping
with music and dancing again. more...

Why was the farmer hopping mad? Because someone had trodden on his corn!

One day, Little Rabbit FooFoo was hopping through the forest, snatching all the mice, and bashing in their heads.A good fairy appeared. "Little Rabbit FooFoo, what you're doing is evil! Stop it, or Mother Nature will turn you into something gooney!" she said.Little Rabbit FooFoo just laughed and laughed.The next day, Little Rabbit FooFoo was again hopping through the forest, snatching all the mice, and bashing in their heads.Again, the good fairy appeared. "Little Rabbit FooFoo, I told you that's evil! Stop it, or Mother Nature will turn you into something gooney!" she said.Again, Little Rabbit FooFoo just laughed and laughed.The next day, Little Rabbit FooFoo was still hopping through the forest, snatching all the mice, and bashing in their heads.Mother Nature appeared, and, shazam! Little Rabbit FooFoo was turned into an ugly goon, never to terrorize mice again.The moral?Hare today, goon tomorrow...

one day a blond saw a brunette on the side of some railroad tracks.She was hopping on one foot and repeatedly saying "23,23,23...".The blond was curious so she did the same thing.All of a sudden the train came and hit the blond.The brunette however payed no attention to the accident and just kept on hopping."24,24,24...".