"Hopping Down The Tracks" joke
A brunette was hopping down the railroad tracks saying, "21! 21! 21!"
As she is doing this, a blonde sees her hopping. She decides it looks like fun, so she starts doing the same thing.
The blonde and brunette were still hopping and saying, "21! 21! 21!", when they heard a train whistle. The brunette jumped out of the way just in time, but the blonde got run over.
As soon as the train passed, the brunette got back on the tracks and started chanting, "22! 22! 22!"
An Attorney was riding home in his limo and noticed two men sitting on the side of the road eating grass, he told his driver to stop and investigate.
His driver went to the two men and asked, sirs why are you eating grass? The first man replied, I have no money and must more...
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!
How many letters are in the alphabet?
There are 11 letters in "THE ALPHABET"
Did you say 26? :)