"Hopping Down The Tracks" joke
A brunette was hopping down the railroad tracks saying, "21! 21! 21!"
As she is doing this, a blonde sees her hopping. She decides it looks like fun, so she starts doing the same thing.
The blonde and brunette were still hopping and saying, "21! 21! 21!", when they heard a train whistle. The brunette jumped out of the way just in time, but the blonde got run over.
As soon as the train passed, the brunette got back on the tracks and started chanting, "22! 22! 22!"
How many letters are in the alphabet?
There are 11 letters in "THE ALPHABET"
Did you say 26? :)
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 5-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, taking in the whole event.
The man thought, "Oh, this is just great... he's only 5 and I'm going to have to start explaining all about the birds and the more...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!