Hopping Jokes / Recent Jokes
one day a blond saw a brunette on the side of some railroad tracks.She was hopping on one foot and repeatedly saying "23,23,23...".The blond was curious so she did the same thing.All of a sudden the train came and hit the blond.The brunette however payed no attention to the accident and just kept on hopping."24,24,24...".
One day, Little Rabbit FooFoo was hopping through the forest, snatching all the mice, and bashing in their heads.A good fairy appeared. "Little Rabbit FooFoo, what you're doing is evil! Stop it, or Mother Nature will turn you into something gooney!" she said.Little Rabbit FooFoo just laughed and laughed.The next day, Little Rabbit FooFoo was again hopping through the forest, snatching all the mice, and bashing in their heads.Again, the good fairy appeared. "Little Rabbit FooFoo, I told you that's evil! Stop it, or Mother Nature will turn you into something gooney!" she said.Again, Little Rabbit FooFoo just laughed and laughed.The next day, Little Rabbit FooFoo was still hopping through the forest, snatching all the mice, and bashing in their heads.Mother Nature appeared, and, shazam! Little Rabbit FooFoo was turned into an ugly goon, never to terrorize mice again.The moral?Hare today, goon tomorrow...
Q: What do you call 13 bunnies in a row, hopping backwards?
A: A receding hairline!!!!!!