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How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner.

Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.
Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell rang. The man got out of the tub, put on his slippers and robe and went to the door.
A salesman at the door wanted to know if he needed any brushes.
Slamming the door, the man returned to the bath.
The doorbell rang again. On went the slippers and robe, and the man started for the door again. He took one step, slipped on a wet spot, fell backward, and hit his back against the hard porcelain bathtub.
Cursing under his breath, the man struggled into his street clothes and with every move a stab of pain, drove to the doctor.
After examining him, the doctor said, "You know, you've been lucky. Nothing is broken. But you need to relax. Why don't you go home and take a long hot bath?"

It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray.The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday night bath had gone."Oh, sister," said the young nun dreamily. "I've been saved."Saved? And how did that fine thing come about?" asked the old nun "Well, when Fr. John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven.""Did he now?" said the old nun evenly.Sister Magdalene continued, "And Fr. John said that if the Key to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would be assured of salvation and eternal peace. And then Father John more...

someone told the whitegirl to take a bath and milk for soft skin so she called the grocries store to order some milk. When the milk man asked her "will that be pasterized?" she said, "hmmmmmm... no just up to my tits."

Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath. Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell rang. The man got out of the tub, put on his slippers and robe and went to the door. A salesman at the door wanted to know if he needed any brushes. Slamming the door, the man returned to the bath. The doorbell rang again. On went the slippers and robe, and the man started for the door again. He took one step, slipped on a wet spot, fell backward, and hit his back against the hard porcelain bathtub. Cursing under his breath, the man struggled into his street clothes and with every move a stab of pain, drove to the doctor. After examining him, the doctor said, "You know, you've been lucky. Nothing is broken. But you need to relax... Why don't you go home and take a long hot bath?"

Snowwhite and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when
they come across a lake. the water was enticing and Snow-white decides
to take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is
preparing to take the bath. Dwarfs protest vehemently and then
Snowwhite relents and says that when i get into the water and u
hear the splash, u can turn around.
Snowwhite undresses and as she is about to jump into water, at that very
moment she is startled by a frog who jumps into water before she can.
The moment the dwarfs hear the SPLASH, the Dwarfs turn around and see Snowwhite standing NAKED.

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SEVEN UP

80 yr. old man is in a nursing home and it's time for his bath.
His attractive nurse's aid unrobes him and begins to wash him.
In a moment he asks that Mabel come in and hold his penis out of
the way so that the nurse's asst can wash underneath.' why?', asks
the aid' i am perfectly capable of doing that and washing you
with my other hand.'' no, I'd much rather have Mabel do that for you',
he insists. with a hint of jealousy in her voice the aid asks' well what has
Mabel got that i haven't got?'
parkinson's disease!', the gentleman says.