"Mabel...give me a bath" joke

80 yr. old man is in a nursing home and it's time for his bath.
His attractive nurse's aid unrobes him and begins to wash him.
In a moment he asks that Mabel come in and hold his penis out of
the way so that the nurse's asst can wash underneath.' why?', asks
the aid' i am perfectly capable of doing that and washing you
with my other hand.'' no, I'd much rather have Mabel do that for you',
he insists. with a hint of jealousy in her voice the aid asks' well what has
Mabel got that i haven't got?'
parkinson's disease!', the gentleman says.

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