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Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

How do you know that theres a monster in your bath? You cant get the shower curtain closed.

Mummy and Daddy are in the bath with their children, a little boy and a little girl (perverted family I know!!) when the little girl points to her mother's lower regions and says' Mummy, what is that down there?', to which her mother replies' That is my multi-story car park, you have a garage'. Satisfied the little girl continues playing with her ducks.

A little while later the little boy looks at his father and says' Daddy, what is that bobbing about in the water?' to which his father replies' That is my Rolls Royce, you have a Mini'. Satisfied the little boy carries on splashing his sister. The adults get out and go down stairs.

Five minutes later they here this terrible screaming coming from the bath room. When they get there, the little boy is screaming his head off and there is blood everywhere.

The mum looks at her daughter and asks what happened to which the little girl calmly replies,' he tried to put his mini in my garage so I ripped his back more...

Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.

Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell rang. The man got out of the tub, put on his slippers and robe and went to the door.

A salesman at the door wanted to know if he needed any brushes. Slamming the door, the man returned to the bath.

The doorbell rang again. On went the slippers and robe, and the man started for the door again. He took one step, slipped on a wet spot, fell backward, and hit his back against the hard porcelain bathtub.

Cursing under his breath, the man struggled into his street clothes and with every move a stab of pain, drove to the doctor.

After examining him, the doctor said, "You know, you've been lucky. Nothing is broken. But you need to relax... Why don't you go home and take a long hot bath?"

there was a man in the bath and is son came in the bathroom and said dad let me sleep in the bath with you. so he got in and asked his dad what was that hairy thing near his ass so his dad replied a teddy bear and you can sleep with it if you want, so he did. the next morning the dad said son why is there blood in the bath the son said teddy bear dribbled in me mouth so i bit his head of!

Why is marriage like a hot bath? Because once you get used to it, it's really not so hot.

Once There Were Husband And Wife. Husband's Name Name Was What And Wife's Name Was Brain.
Brain Was Taking Bath In Bathroom.
One Day In There House Some Guests Camed And Asked What Is Your Name.
He Said What.
Again They Asked What Is Your Name.
He Said What.
After Some Time They Asked Where Is Your Brain Gone.
He Said My Brain Is Taking Bath In Bathroom