Bathrooms Jokes / Recent Jokes

There was a man that really had to take a shit, so he
went into a nearby bar and asked the bartender where
the bathrooms were. The bartender said, "Go upstairs
and it is the 2nd door on the right." So the man went
upstairs and couldn't find the bathrooms anywhere. He
looked in every door there was. He really really had
to take a shit by that time, so he saw a hole in the
floor and he decided to take a crap in it. So he went
ahead and did his business. After he had relieved
himself, he went back downstairs and noticed there was
nobody in the bar. He asked the bartender, "Where did
everybody go?" The bartender replied, "Where were you
when the shit hit the fan?"

A few years ago, I applied for a job at Kodak. I made it through all the interviews with flying colours, and the only thing left was the drug test. I was confident in passing, but there was one slight problem: I have *very* shy kidneys. I've had to sneak out of the doctor's office on more than one occasion, because I can't "go" and fill up a cup on command. Usually, this is a good thing, as I can go to a concert or football game, drink beer all day, and be fine until I get home, while my friends are standing in line in the bathrooms several times during the same time period.

So, to prepare, on the morning I had to take the test, I drank my usual 10-cup pot of coffee, and several large glasses of water, and for the 20-minute trip to Kodak, I filled a plastic gallon jug with water, and finished it off on the way. Now, Kodak has huge parking lots, each containg hundreds and hundreds of cars, and by the time I got there, the visitor's lots were pretty full, and I had more...

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