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WAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BATMAN AND A BLACK PERSON?
BATMAN CAN GO TO THE STORE WITHOUT ROBIN.

One day superman was flying around trying to think of things to do. He was bored and had no one to talk to so decided to call up some old friends.
He first called spider man and said, "Hey how are you doing, I have not seen you for awhile and thought you might like to hang out." Spider man told him that he was awfully busy and just happen to be in hot pursuit of bad guys at that very moment. He was in the middle of climbing a wall to catch some crooks and was talking on his cell phone so had to go. Superman was beginning to get bummed.
He thought and thought and suddenly came up with Batman and Robin so decided to call. He got them on the Bat phone and said, "Hey guys I'm just out flying around and thought that you guys would like to go chase some girls around for a little while." Batman and Robin said they were sorry but did not have time, they were in the middle of chasing the Joker in their Bat Mobile and really could not talk. "What should I go more...

Batman is the hero any of us could be, given determination, exercise, and deep psychological trauma. - Chris Jarocha-Ernst

Batman once wrote on the wall, "Superman is a wimp."
The next day, Superman wrote "Batman is Bruce Wayne."

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile...
A: Robin get into the Batmobile

Ok. This kid has to learn the first two letters of th alphabet so goes to his little brother who was watching batman so the kid asks "
little bro what's the first letter of the alphabet?"
and his brother sings "
dunnadunnalunnalunna BATMAN!!!"
and then the kid goes to his other friend and says "
what's the second letter of the alphabet?"
and his friend says "
dunnadunnalunnalunna FATMAN!!!"
so the next day the kid goes to school and says "
the first letter of the alphabet is dunnadunnalunnalunna BATMAN!!!"
and his teacher tells him to go to the princeable. and at the princeable's office the princeable asks "
who do you think I AM???!!!"
and the kid sings out "
DUNNADUNNALUNNALUNNA FATMAN!!!"

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"