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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car?
Robin, get into the car.

this kid has the 5 letters of the alphabet for homework. so he gose to his mom who is on the phone and says what is the first letter of the alphabet and she says shut up. Then he gose to his brother who is playing vidio games and he asks what is the second letter os the alphabet and he says yes. Then he gose to his other brother who is watching bat man and he says what is the third letter of the alphabet and he says BATMAN. Then the kid gose to his sister who is on the phone with her boyfriend and he asks what is the fourth letter os the alphabet and she says i love you. then he gose to his father who is in the bathroom and he asks what is the 5th letter os the alphabet and he says IN THE TOILIT! The next day at school the teacher asks him the 1st letter of the alphabet and he says shut up. the teacher says you are going to the principals office and the kid says yes. the principle says what is your name and the kid says batman i love you. the principal asks him where do you live and more...

this kid in kindergarden his teacher told him to write down 4 words his mother was talking on the phone and she said shut up so he writes that down then his sister said i think im in love he writes that his little bro tv show goes da da batman he writes that his dad said my buns are on fire his teacher said what words did you write shut up what did you say ooh i think im in love who do you think you are da da batman go to the principals office my buns are on fire

A drunken guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks
her over.
He says, "You don't feel so tough now, do you, Batman!?"

A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days. The husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear.
When he comes home that night he goes to the bedroom where there laid out on the bed was a Superman costume. The husband yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else I can wear."
The next day the wife not too happy, returns the costume and gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work once more and there laid out on the bed was a Batman costume. He again yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party."
By this time the wife is irrate, so the next morning she goes shopping. When the husband comes home again from work there laid out on the bed are three items. In one neat pile is a set of three white buttons, another more...

Superman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a pussy." The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent."
Wonder woman "SUPERMAN SAW WONDER WOMAN ON HER BED ONE DAY, NUDE, SPREAD -EAGLE, PLAYING WITH HERSELF. HE LOOKED IN HER BEDROOM WITH HIS X-RAY VISION. HE THOUGHT, "
WHY I'LL BET I CAN FLY IN TO BEDROOM AND SCREW HER WITH MY SUPER-SPEED AND SHE WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENED"
. SO- HE FLYS INTO HER BEDROOM, SCREWS HER AND FLYS OUT WITH SUPER-SPEED. SHE YELLS,"
DAMN, INVISIBLE MAN, WHAT WAS THAT?"
THE INVISIBLE -MAN SAYS, "
I DON'T KNOW, BUT MY ASSHOLE HURTS!"

One day a little boy was at kindergarten. The teacher told the class their homework was to find the first five letters of the alphabet.
When the little boy got home he went to his older brother who was playing video games. "Big brother whats the first letter of the alphabet?". His big brother then said to the little boy "Shut up retard i'm sick of listening to you!".
Then the little boy went on to his second brother who was watching batman. " Big brother what's the second letter of the alphabet?". The older brother who obviously wasn't paying attention said " Na na na na na na na Batman!".
The little boy went on to his dad who was watching football and said "Dad whats the third letter of the alphabet?". His dad then screamed "Forty-niners, forty-niners!".
Once again the little boy went on but this time to his mom who was cooking buns and he said "Mom what's the fourth letter of the alphabet?". His more...