Bee Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees? A: Because they kept droning on and on! Q: What do you call a bee born in May? A: A maybe! Q: What kind of bee can't be understood? A: A mumble bee! Q: Where do bees keep their money? A: In a honey box! Q: What TV station do bees watch? A: Bee bee c one! Q: What did the bee say to the naughty bee? A: Bee-hive yourself! Q: Why did the bees go on strike? A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers! Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? A: Beacuse of the honey combs! Q: What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30, 000 feet? A: A bee is an aeroplane!
The old golf pro was bored early on and had already been into the cooler in the pro shop, when suddenly a young lady ran in screaming, "I was stung by a bee!"
"Where?" the bleary-eyed pro asked.
"Between the first and second holes," replied the frantic young lady.
To which the tipsy pro replied, "I told you yesterday that your stance was too wide."
Two bees meet at a local rosebush.
First Bee: You look horrible -- emaciated. Have you been getting enough to eat?
Second Bee: I know. Haven't been lucky. I'm practically starving.
First Bee: Hey! There's a Bar Mitzvah just a couple of hundred yards down the road. They always have plenty of flowers & a lot to eat. Try there
Second Bee: OK. I'll see what I can find (off he flies)
The following day they meet at the same rose bush
First Bee: Hey, you look a lot better. Did you find the Bar Mitzvah?
Second Bee: Yea! Boy what food!
First Bee: Hey, what are you wearing on your head?
Second Bee: Oh, that's a yarmulke. I didn't want those Jews to think I was a WASP