Bee Jokes / Recent Jokes
A woman was playing golf one afternoon when she sliced into some high grass. When she went to look for her ball, she was stung by a bee. Realizing the possibilities of an adverse reaction, she quickly ran back to the clubhouse. Running up to several men who were standing near the clubhouse, she frantically shouted, "Is anyone here a Doctor? I've been stung by a bee! !! One of the men said, "I'm a doctor, where did you get stung? Rather confused by the question, she said "Between the first and second hole! !! What do you suggest?" The doctor promply replied, "I suggest that next time, keep your legs crossed! !!"
Mac and Jimmy were playing their home course. Mac putted out and walked back to the cart. As Jimmy sank his putt, Mac suddenly jumped out of the cart and dropped his pants. He had just sat on a bee and got a nasty sting and desperately asked his partner to get the stinger out. The scene of a man kneeling next to to his playing partner's bare rear end, was too much for the group playing behind the twosome. The group raced up to the two golfers and asked a single question: "What was the bet?"
A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the boy saw a honey bee. He ran over and stomped it.
"That was a honey bee," his father said, "one of our friends. For stomping him you will do without honey for a week."
Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped it.
"That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without butter for a week."
The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast with no honey or butter.
Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stomped it.
The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?"
What is a bee's favourite classical music composer? Bee-thoven!
What does a queen bee do when she burps? Issues a royal pardon!
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already.