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Jack is one horny guy and is not sure what to do about it. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a five dollar bill. He walks down the steet to the local
brothal and knocks on the door. The madam opens the door and asks Jack what she can do for him.
"I'm really horny but I only have $5. What can you do for me?" Jack asks the madam. She looks over this fellow and tells him, "Don't worry we can take care of you. No problem". She leads Jack into this room where in the opposite corner is a chicken. Jack thinks about this a second and figures it can't be that bad. He gives the madam the $5 and she closes the door behind her.
Jack undresses and has the time of his live. When he's done he can't remember when he has had such a pleasurable experience.
One week later, and horny again, Jack has saved up $10. Being a satisfied customer he goes back to the same madam and asks what she can do for him for
$10. "Well for $10 we have special show", more...

Jack is one horney guy and is not sure what to do about it.
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a five dollar bill.
Jack walks down the steet to the local brothal and knocks on
the door. The madam opens the door and asks Jack what she
can do for him. "I'm really horney but I only have $5.
What can you do for me?", Jack asks the madam. She looks overthis fellow and tells Jack, "Don't worry we can take care of
you. No problem."


She leads Jack into this room where in the opposite corner is
a chicken. Jack thinks about this a second and figures it
can't be that bad. He gives the madam the $5 and closes the
door behind her. With the eagerness of a young teenager he quickly undresses.


Once naked, Jack wastes no time and starts to fuck the chicken.
As soon as Jack developes a rythym he starts to enjoy himself
a great deal. He and the chicken really go at it for a more...

Jack is one horney guy and is not sure what to do about it.
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a five dollar bill.
Jack walks down the steet to the local brothal and knocks on
the door. The madam opens the door and asks Jack what she
can do for him. "I'm really horney but I only have $5. What
can you do for me?", Jack asks the madam. She looks over
this fellow and tells Jack, "Don't worry we can take care of
you. No problem."

She leads Jack into this room where in the opposite corner is
a chicken. Jack thinks about this a second and figures it
can't be that bad. He gives the madam the $5 and closes the
door behind her.

With the eagerness of a young teenager he quickly undresses.
Once naked, Jack wastes no time and starts to fuck the chicken.
As soon as Jack developes a rythym he starts to enjoy himself
a great deal. He and the chicken really go at it for a while
untill more...