Bhola Jokes / Recent Jokes

Bhola as you know, is a not too smart kind of guy. Everyday when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money.

Finally, Bhola decided that it would serve his best interest to walk a different route and then take up some self-defense classes so this wouldn't happen again.

He joined a karate class and soon was doing very well to defend himself. So, one day, on the way home from work Bhola took his old route home and sure enough there they were. He walked up to them and the battle ensued.

The next afternoon Bhola went to his karate class with a black eye, a broken nose and a busted lip. His instructor, shocked, asked him what happened.

"Well," explained Bhola, "I took my old way home last night so I could beat these guys up who were stealing my money, but they beat me up before I could get my shoes and socks off!"

A policeman pulled Bhola over after he had been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Bhola: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.

On retirement from the army, Kaka Singh and Bhola Singh settled in adjoining villages on the Kalka-Simla highway. One day Kaka Singh invited Bhola Singh to dinner to meet his visiting relations from London. Bhola Singh thought that as the path was steep it would be useful for him to take a lantern with him for use on the return journey. The party went on very well till about midnight, with a lot of wining and dining. Bhola Singh left in a jolly mood and reached home safely in the early hours.
The next morning there was a knock on the door. "Kaka Singh sent me to enquire whether you reached home safe and sound last night," the servant said. With a smile, Bhola Singh replied, "Oh yes. There was no problem."
The servant then said, "Sir, you left your lantern at our place; instead you brought along the cage of our parrot with you. I have come to return your lantern and take back the cage."

Bhola ke bagiche me bahut pedh the. Bhola ne naukar se bola pedho ko pani dal.
Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai"
Bhola: are budhu chatri pakdke dal na"

Bhola as you know, is a not too smart kind of guy. Everyday when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money.
Finally, Bhola decided that it would serve his best interest to walk a different route and then take up some self-defense classes so this wouldn't happen again.
He joined a karate class and soon was doing very well to defend himself. So, one day, on the way home from work Bhola took his old route home and sure enough there they were. He walked up to them and the battle ensued.
The next afternoon Bhola went to his karate class with a black eye, a broken nose and a busted lip. His instructor, shocked, asked him what happened.
"Well," explained Bhola, "I took my old way home last night so I could beat these guys up who were stealing my money, but they beat me up before I could get my shoes and socks off!"

Bholaji goes to the doctor and says "Doc, I ache all over. Every where I touch it hurts."
The doc says "Ok, touch your elbow."
Bholaji touches his elbow and winces in genuine pain.
The doc, surprised, says "touch your head."
Bholaji touches his head and jumps in agony.
The doc asks him to touch his knee and the same thing happens.
Every where Bholaji touches it hurts like hell.
The doc is stumped and orders a complete examination with X-rays etc... and tells Bhola to come back after two days.
Two days later Bhola comes back and the doctor says, "We've found your problem..."
"Oh yeah? what is it ?"
'You've broken your finger!'