Bhutto Jokes

GENERAL Gul Hasan who served both under Mr M. A. Jinnah and Zulfi Bhutto recounts the two men's behaviour at a railway level crossing and at a traffic signal in his Memoirs:

'On one of these drives, the rail crossing at Malir was shut and our car stopped. I looked around and saw that the train was some distance away, so I went to the gatekeeper and asked him to let us go through, of course, telling him who was in the car.

He obliged. I returned to my seat next to the driver, Aziz, and told him to move on. He answered that the Quaid-i-Azam had told him to stay put. Just then the Governor-General told me to go and tell the gatekeeper to close the gate. I did as I was bid and resumed my seat.

He then said, "Gul, do you know why I told the driver not to move the car?" I replied,' No, sir.' He said the reason was simple: "If I do not obey the law, how should I expect others to do so?" This brief statement affected me more...

After Benazir Bhutto died she wanted to get an entry into paradise.
She knocked on the gate. Knock, knock, knock. ..
After a long time an angel opened the door and said.' Sorry, Ms Bhutto, wrong floor; please go down the stairs.'
After a short while, Ms Bhutto was back again knocking furiously on the gate, shouting,' Let me in, let me in!'
'What's it now?' asked the angel politely.
'I demand political asylum!' thundered Ms Bhutto.