Bicycle Jokes / Recent Jokes
"Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes," said the gym teacher. "Fred! What are you doing? Move your feet, boy." "I'm freewheeling, sir."
Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vicious cycle.
Why cant a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it is two-tired (too tired).
What kind of bicycle does an [ethnic] kid get for Christmas?
Mine.
Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because theyre two-tired.
A soldier in Vietnam saw a local man coming down the road with his wife behind him with a bicycle loaded with all their worldly possessions.
The soldier asked him why he carried nothing but a cigarette and his wife had to push the bicycle alone.
The man replied, "TRADITION".
Two weeks later he saw the same local man on the same road but this time she was in front and he was pushing the loaded bicycle.
The soldier asked him what happened to TRADITION and the man said "LAND MINES"