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    We, the sensible of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get
    along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more riots, keep our
    nation safe, promote positive behavior and secure the blessings of debt-free
    liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great grandchildren, hereby try one
    more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the
    terminally whiny, guilt-ridden delusional, and other liberal, commie, pinko
    bedwetters.
    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that a whole lot of people were
    confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a Bill of No
    Rights.
    You do not have the right to a new car, big-screen color TV or any other
    form of wealth.
    More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing
    anything.
    You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on
    freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just more...

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