Bihari Jokes

A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets, Do tho ticket dena, The person at the window tells him that there is a house full, so this Bihari says koi baat nahin do house full de do.

A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets, Do tho ticket dena,

The person at the window tells him that there is a house full, so this Bihari says koi baat nahin do house full de do.

1 Bihari: 100 bimari
2 Bihari: ladai ki teyaari
3 Bihari: train hamari
4 Bihari: election ki teyaari
5 Bihari: sarkaar hamari
6 Bihari: punjab hi hamari
CHUK DE FATTA
Bhayia bhajaoo
PUNJAB bachaaoo

A young, enthusiastic Family Planning official was deputed to gauge the success of the Family Planning message in rural Bihar.
He reached a remote village which proudly housed a family of eight children. On reaching the house, he saw the father lazily enjoying a hookah in the shade of a neem tree. In a dignified manner the official introduced himself, and asked "Sir, hadn't you thought about our Family Planning methods before you had these eight kids!"

"Why should I?" he replied angrily. "The methods are all useless!" jeered the hefty Bihari.

"But, Sir, have you tried using condoms?" enquired the official.

Without responding to his question, the Bihari called two of his children rowing in the dirt. "Oye, Bablu, Dablu, come here!" Then he addressed the official. "Can you see them! They are the result of a torn condom!"

Saving his pride, the official replied, "Ok, Sir, you more...

A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says:
Saala pura body headache maar raha hai.