"Do Tho Ticket Dena" joke
A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets, Do tho ticket dena, The person at the window tells him that there is a house full, so this Bihari says koi baat nahin do house full de do.
A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf." The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little closer more...
your mommas so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whale said "we are family except you are fatter than me".
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving:
1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the turkey was four months past its expiration date. You were worried for nothing."
2. When more...
Men are like curling irons. Theyre always hot, and theyre always in your hair.