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How can a person living in Minnesota be buried in Milwaukee?

A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf." The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer, move a little closer more...

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your mommas so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whale said "we are family except you are fatter than me".

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Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving:

1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the turkey was four months past its expiration date. You were worried for nothing."

2. When more...

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A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets, Do tho ticket dena, The person at the window tells him that there is a house full, so this Bihari says koi baat nahin do house full de do.

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Men are like curling irons. Theyre always hot, and theyre always in your hair.

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