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THIS HAS REFERANCE TO MY POST'iNTELLEGENT bihari" which is missing now.
Please note that, If a keralite can be called as MALAYALI, a person belong to Bihar can be called as BIHARI. I think nothing wrong in it.

And please do note the subject of this segment "MALLU JOCKS"-this also humiliating the malayalis.

kuttappan Kuttanadu

A young, enthusiastic Family Planning official was deputed to gauge the success of the Family Planning message in rural Bihar.
He reached a remote village which proudly housed a family of eight children. On reaching the house, he saw the father lazily enjoying a hookah in the shade of a neem tree. In a dignified manner the official introduced himself, and asked "Sir, hadn't you thought about our Family Planning methods before you had these eight kids!"

"Why should I?" he replied angrily. "The methods are all useless!" jeered the hefty Bihari.

"But, Sir, have you tried using condoms?" enquired the official.

Without responding to his question, the Bihari called two of his children rowing in the dirt. "Oye, Bablu, Dablu, come here!" Then he addressed the official. "Can you see them! They are the result of a torn condom!"

Saving his pride, the official replied, "Ok, Sir, you more...

A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says:
Saala pura body headache maar raha hai

Question: Why are residents of Jharkhand happy?

Answer: Because, from now onwards they won't be called Biharis...

A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says: Saala pura body headache maar raha hai
A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets, Do tho ticket dena. The person at the window tells him that there is a house full, so this Bihari says koi baat nahin do house full de do.

1 Bihari: 100 bimari
2 Bihari: ladai ki teyaari
3 Bihari: train hamari
4 Bihari: election ki teyaari
5 Bihari: sarkaar hamari
6 Bihari: punjab hi hamari
CHUK DE FATTA
Bhayia bhajaoo
PUNJAB bachaaoo

A new lecturer (also a Bihari professor) was unable to control the class. The guys were just talking without giving any attention to him. So he wanted to send a guy who was creating most of the problem out. But he doesn't know how to put it in English. He went near the guy. Shouted, "follow me" .The guy followed him till he went out of the class. Now the lecturer turned back and again shouted, "Don't follow me" and went inside the class...