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GO TO HELL

Seems there was this nasty biker riding his hawg down the icy highway one cold day in Colorado, when he spotted a cat lying in the middle of the road. The biker thought to himself,' I'll cut that cat in two,' and he bears down on it hard. As he got closer, he suddenly realized that it's not a cat, it's a large piece of metal lying in the road. Too late! His front wheel plowed into it and he's sent flying over the handlebars onto the road at 80 MPH.

Well, when he arrived in Hell, who should welcome the new arrivals but the Devil himself. As the Devil shook the (ex)biker's hand, he asked mockingly,' So, how do you like it here?'

The bad-ass biker replied,' Man, this is one COOL place!'

The old Devil was just a little miffed at this upstart, so he decided to crank up the thermostat a notch.

The next day, the Devil sought out the biker and asked,' So, how do you like it now?'

Still the bad-ass biker responded by more...