Bill Maher Jokes

Bill Maher failed to out key Republicans on his HBO show last Friday, despite promising to do so on Larry King. The FBI has been called in to investigate.



Agents have been working undercover to probe holes and expose cracks in what appears to be a conspiracy by political peter puffers.

They are now putting to an end something called short selling. Which is when you borrow stock that you don’t own and sell it hoping it will go down so that so you can buy it back at a profit. This was legal, but pot smoking isn’t?

Bill Maher

Bill Maher has hinted that he may be ready to marry, something he swore he would never do. Bill now feels he is ready because he has met the right woman, has plenty of money, and is tired of being happy.

Recently, several people have gotten in trouble for selling access to Hezbollah TV in the US, which has banned the station after designating Hezbollah a terrorist organization.
However, I must admit that my curiosity was piqued, and after a long search I finally pointed my satellite dish in the right direction. The following are my 5 favorite Hezbollah TV shows:
5. No Deal or No Deal
4. Survivor: Beirut
3. Desperate Jihadists
2. VH1: Behind the Explosives
1. Two and a Half Jews

*Addendum- added 10/19/06:
Today I heard Bill Maher use the No Deal or No Deal joke on Real Time, refering to an Iraqi TV show, so don't think I stole it from him, because I wrote this at least 2 weeks ago. Just know that I'm as funny as he is, only sooner...Tim