Hezbollah Jokes

Her family's Hezbollah connections aside, newly crowned Miss USA Rima Fakih made no secret of her own sympathies when she became a member of the Facebook group "It's Palestine, Not Israel."
Couldn't we finally come to some compromise on the name issue? Can't we just call it Palestein?

Bush says Israel defeated Hezbollah.
Hezbollah say they defeated Israel.
One thing is certain though: CNN defeated "Veronica Mars."

Recently, several people have gotten in trouble for selling access to Hezbollah TV in the US, which has banned the station after designating Hezbollah a terrorist organization.
However, I must admit that my curiosity was piqued, and after a long search I finally pointed my satellite dish in the right direction. The following are my 5 favorite Hezbollah TV shows:
5. No Deal or No Deal
4. Survivor: Beirut
3. Desperate Jihadists
2. VH1: Behind the Explosives
1. Two and a Half Jews

*Addendum- added 10/19/06:
Today I heard Bill Maher use the No Deal or No Deal joke on Real Time, refering to an Iraqi TV show, so don't think I stole it from him, because I wrote this at least 2 weeks ago. Just know that I'm as funny as he is, only sooner...Tim

In an emergency session of The Arab League, Saudi Foreign Minister Saud al-Faisal complained about Hezbollah. "These acts will pull the whole region back, and we cannot accept them." He added, "Also, Beirut is where I keep my bitches."