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Knock Knock
Who's there!
Bingo!
Bingo who?
Bingo'ng to come and see you for ages!
A wife comes home at 3am and her husband meets her at the door.He askes her where she got the big diamond ring that she is wearing? She says,"I won it playing BINGO, run me a tub of water, I want to soak."
The next night the wife comes home at 3am and her husband meets her at the door and she has on a beautiful fur coat. He asks her where she got it from and she says, "I won it playing BINGO. Run me a tub of water, I want to soak."
The next night the wife comes in at 3am driving a new convertible. Her husband asks her where she got the new car from and she says, "I won it playing BINGO. Run me a tub of water, I want to soak."
She undresses and goes into the bathroom then comes right back out and asks her husband, "Why did you only put one inch of water in the bathtub?"
Her husband replies, "I didn't want you to get your BINGO card wet!"
How To Play "Office BINGO":
(AKA ~ BULLCRAP BINGO!)
Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and training sessions at your office? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here's a way to change all of that:
1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare your "Bullcrap Bingo" card by drawing a square -- 5" x 5" is a good size -- and dividing it into columns --five across and five down. That will give you 25 1-inch blocks.
2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
synergy, strategic fit, core competencies, best practices, bottom line, revisit, paradigm, 24/7, out-of-the-loop, benchmark, value-added, proactive, win-win, think outside the box, fast-track, result-driven, empower, knowledge-base, at the end of the day, touch base, active listening, mindset, client-focused, ballpark, game-plan, leverage, technology.
3. Check off the appropriate block more...