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The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat. She says "Honey, look what I won at bingo".
Next week she comes home from bingo with a large diamond ring. She says,"Honey look what I won at bingo".
Next week she come home from bingo driving a new porsche, she says "Honey, look what I won at bingo".
The next week as she is preparing to get ready for bingo, the husband asks - "Honey shall I draw you a bath?" To which she replies "Why sure".
As the wife enters the tub she notices there is less than a inch of water in the tub.
She asks "how am I supposed to take a bath in this amount of water?"
To which the husband replies...
"I wouldn't want you to get your bingo card wet"!
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat. She says "Honey, look what I won at bingo".Next week she comes home from bingo with a large diamond ring. She says,"Honey look what I won at bingo".Next week she come home from bingo driving a new porsche, she says "Honey, look what I won at bingo".The next week as she is preparing to get ready for bingo, the husband asks - "Honey shall I draw you a bath?" To which she replies "Why sure".As the wife enters the tub she notices there is less than a inch of water in the tub.She asks "how am I supposed to take a bath in this amount of water?"To which the husband replies..."I wouldn't want you to get your bingo card wet"!
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the man hiding Elian Gonzalez in a closet during the raid of the house that was illegally holding him. Some people claim they were shouting,"Bingo! Bingo! Bingo!" Others claim it was "Score! Score! Score!"But the real truth is, when the trooper ripped open the closet door and was brought face to face with the fisherman holding Elian, he shouted, "Drop the chalupa!"
Knock KnockWhos there! Bingo! Bingo who? Bingong to come and see you for ages!